Abortion jokes

What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.

What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!

I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Tushar’s Fortnite skills.

Abortion is not a joke.

"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."

What is Jay?

Phat.

What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?

Abortion of chips.

Louie's parents tried this.

What do an abortion and a baby have in common?

The mom doesn't want either of them.

Ethan

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

Ring ring.

Abortion clinic!

Where no fetus can beat us.

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

My abortion.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!

Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home.