What's do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn't want either of them
ethan
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
my abortion
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Condoms are for pussys
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
your mum
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.
So I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier the look on her face or that the abortion clinic let me keep her
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
