"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
What is Jay?
Phat.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Louie's parents tried this.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
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My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
My abortion.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Condoms are for pussies.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What’s red, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"
