Abortion jokes
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Abortion is not a joke.
"Dustin Jordan Manna should have been an abortion."
What is Jay?
Phat.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Louie's parents tried this.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.