Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.

Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)

Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"

Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.

What’s the difference between a photocopier and the flu?

One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.