When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her, and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat, she made a whole species extinct.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: ______
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Follow me.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 open the door.
5, 6 Nike kicks.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
