Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.

I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.

The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.

Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?

Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white.