Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I was out to dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 47, had many people shouting at me and calling me a creep.
It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Presto.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.