Worst Jokes Ever
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
What is another word for a bagel? 🥯
Jewish doughnut ✡️ 🍩👏 👏 👍 👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 😋 🏆 🎖
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.