What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
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Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
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Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
