Worst Jokes Ever

What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

What's the difference between friends and family?

One is actually real.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

It doesn't know where home is.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”