Worst Jokes Ever

I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where I should put my pants. "Next to mine" was not the answer I was expecting.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something.

The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."

The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.

Gamemaster10

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.

What's a school shooter's favorite anime?

Assassination Classroom.

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

An Irish-man walks out of a bar.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.

Your mom has a bone to pick with me.

Nevermind, it's retarded.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

You shoot him in the face.

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.