kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
How many emo kids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None they all are crying in a dark corner
Why can’t the orphan play baseball
They don’t know were home is
Roses are red violets are blue I'll fuck your mom and you'll be next
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? Then won't you slap my face, because I'm bad.
Q: What was hitlers least favourite candy
A:jujubes
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
I don't trust stairs, there always up to something..
A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
what do emos and bats have in common the both hang.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors ,witch door should you pick. The seventh door
My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there little Frankey
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling
