Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: .....it...
Friend: No
Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!
Friend: Why are you like this?
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
If you have cancer, you are gay.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
His wife shut off the internet.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!