Someone in my class yell jenga well watching a documentary about the twin towers
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down 😭😭
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
Technically speaking, Urmom/urfather jokes have no affect on Orphans
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
“What time is it?”
“Daytime.”
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
I asked my french mate if he had a games console he said Oui !
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
why cant an orphan make a home run in baseball because they have no home to go to
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
