Worst Jokes Ever
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.