Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
I wish you guys all died.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
I'm Gay.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Pooooop.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.