Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?

Party crashers.

Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.

Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"

The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.