Worst Jokes Ever

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

2023- my dad is a cop.

1800- my dad owns your dad.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, Thanos had to clap.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.