I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Worst Jokes Ever
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Why is hangman always done in black ink?
To make it more realistic.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
