What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Worst Jokes Ever
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
I'm about to cum!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
I'm the joke.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
