Worst Jokes Ever

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?

A: Gonorrhea.

When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

How do you stop a baby from crying?

You drown it.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Come back, old members!

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)