What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Worst Jokes Ever
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Realger.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Me when:
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
