Worst Jokes Ever
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis?
A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Peter B is homogay.
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
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What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.