Worst Jokes Ever
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.