Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Eat my butt.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Nickelback.
Your life (ಥ ͜ʖಥ).
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Yourself.
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What do you call a lazy potato chip? Lays!
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.