Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Yo mama!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!