Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.