Worst Jokes Ever
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
What does a skeleton say when it has a lot of stuff?
"I have a skele-TON of stuff to do."
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Y'all gay asf yaya.
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander The Grape.