Worst Jokes Ever
Cunt.
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Your life.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"