Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What is the most sensitive part of a man's anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.