Worst Jokes Ever
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
Electricity.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.