Worst Jokes Ever
How to make time fly?
Answer: Throw a clock out of the window.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
Hey, I'm not forcing you to learn the Force.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone walks on them.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Muslim furries like goats.
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What's the name for a short legged tramp?
A low-down bum.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.