Worst Jokes Ever
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
I wank over Rose Watson.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.