Worst Jokes Ever
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?
He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"
This page.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.