Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK, he didn't either!
Did you ever walk into Steve Hawking's house?
"No."
He hasn't too.
What do you do with a frozen vegetable?
You wait for it to thaw.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?
A rain-bow.
I tried to catch fog, I mist...
Bill Cosplay
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!