Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What is a "dad?"
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage. :)
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!