Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orpan favourite movie šæ spider man no way home
What do orphans and apples not have in common .... The apples get picked up
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam, when he stuck it in I started to squirm so he held onto my shoulder. I thought it was going well.
Until he grabbed my other shoulder as well. ( If someone can write it better go ahead, I know it sucks)
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.š
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44
1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 nike kicks!
What do you call a blind German shepherd
a natzi
Expectation: Brr, Iām cold! Here brother! Iāll give you my jacket, I donāt want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, Iām cold! Well, damn bro, I canāt control the weather.
Why do Orphans eat water with their cereal. Because their father never came home with milk.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have incommon their life dosn't last long
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
Hey, Iām George and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someoneās search history, And find āCuphead ship fanficā.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans-
Yāknow whatās traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
Yo mama's so dumb she waited until the stop sign to turn blue. Yo mama's so fat when she got pregnant she failed to the earth's core.
what do spider-Man in orphans have in common Thereās no way home
Why do emo kids hate high fives? Theyāre always left hanging.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X Men
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
