hey, america. no towers? :(
what do you say to an upset german
quit being such a sauerkraut
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
Knock knock
Who’s there
YOUR DEAD SON
What does a terroist do when they see a twin They fly a plane at them
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby
Because two wongs don’t make a white
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection
Q: What do you get when you cross viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud (Just a joke)
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk? Alps clear the mind! Haha
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
You know what I told my little brother plane
Why don’t Mexican have sex education and a drivers education on the same day? Because the donkey gets tired.
I don’t Mexicans have sex education and drivers education on the same day. Because the donkey get tired
You want to know why Santa brings such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
