Worst Jokes Ever
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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