Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.