Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Penaldo

  • I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

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  • Denephew

  • A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"

    "You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."

    The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"

    The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."

    "What about the boy?" the woman asked.

    The doctor said, "Denephew."

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  • Girlfriend

  • If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

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  • World

  • I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

    She said, "but the world is round."

    I said, babe, you are my world.

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  • Rose

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

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  • Orphanage

  • Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

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  • Kid

  • Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

    Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

    Woman

  • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender