Worst Jokes Ever
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
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