Worst Jokes Ever
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why did Trump go to Jeffrey's secret Island?
So he could trump that little bitch!
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Where do otters come from? Otter space.