Worst Jokes Ever
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
I would roast you but you're already so hot.
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I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
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Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender