Worst Jokes Ever
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.