Worst Jokes Ever
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂