Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
One day I threw a boomerang...
Now I live in constant fear.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
"Float like a butternut, sting like a bee."
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
My granddad killed Hitler.
Baka!
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
You have more chin than brain cells!