i saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below
What does an orphan call a family picture? A selfie.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
why are americans bad at chess the lost their towers
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a javelin through her neck.
big ugly and very weird
Why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning?
It has better reactions then the twin towers.
What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock A: a man!
Why can orphans never walk home? because theres no way to go
listen to the autism song on tiktok
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower? Unemployed
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
One day, a preist and a nun went to play golf together. In the first shot, the preist missed his shot and said “Fuck I missed it.” The nun replied “Hey you should not curse.” In the second shot, the preist missed his shot again and said “Fuck I missed again.” The nun replied “Hey stop swearing, or else god will punish you.” In the next shot, the preist missed once again. He shouted “Fuck this, this game is bullshit.” The nun replied “Enough! God is definitely going to punish you anytime.” Suddenly, a thunderbolt stroke the nun and killed her, the clouds separated from the sky and there was a voice in the sky saying “Oh fuck I missed.”
