Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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    • I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

    What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

    One of them has a POINT:)

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

    So, there were kids in the bus, and half of them were white, and the other half was black.

    All the kids wanted to sit at the back, so the bus driver said to all the kids, "Stop fighting. From now on, everyone is now green." So, the bus driver said to all the kids, "Dark green go to the front, and light green at the back."

    If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

    When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

    Then the speed bump starts screaming.

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    • When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.