Worst Jokes Ever
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your mom isn't here because she doesn't love you.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.