Worst Jokes Ever
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, but laughing at YOU!
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."