Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I only do anal, I thought you knew.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.