Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
whats the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11...nothing there both crumbled
keep yourself safe!
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
When an orphan takes a family photo its called a selfie
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
what do you call a group of gay gamers?
rainbow 6
what do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
your hair and your hairline must be best friends cause they go waaaaay back
after I see an anime boy acting cool me at school acting cool my brothers hes just acting cool me;-; I'm gonna kill u 0.0
My mom:she calls me* Me: WHAT MOM no answer me: WHAT
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
why did the orphan become a striper.... to have someone to call daddy
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones? Because they can't eat family pack.
yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they told her "no pros aloud"
