Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning.
Damn, I love being a sniper.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.