Worst Jokes Ever
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."