Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."
I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Your momma's so fat she started "Fat Lives Matter". Meetings are everyday:
11 o'clock McDonald's, 12 o'clock KFC, 1 o'clock Pizza Hut.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.