Worst Jokes Ever
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Drama queens be like: =- (