Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why? Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
My son caught me masturbating he asked me "what are you doing?" and I said "don't worry son you'll be doing it soon" he asks "why is that?" and I said "my arm's getting tired".
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a sandy hook
goofy ahh grandpa fell down the stairs and he said dam 🦫
is there a racist jokes page here I’m not racist i just want to know
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop
Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
You hear that? That’s the sound of me not caring.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The hunger games
cool people i can do anything normal people can do nothing
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
What do you call a fat motivational speaker Four chin teller
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair
What does RIP stand for on Maddies head stone? Raped in Portugal !
