Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled, "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP!" The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
Yeeeeeeeet!
Uranus is up in the sky today.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
I wake up in the morning and I suck my teeth.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
I have no legs.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!