Worst Jokes Ever
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
You're so fat, Thanos had to snap three times to destroy you.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
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What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?