Worst Jokes Ever
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
I like Fortnite.
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?
A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
What's the difference between acne and the Pope?
Acne waits till you're 13 to cum on your face.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
Koalas are awesome!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
My favorite joke is my life.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and you can drive.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."