Worst Jokes Ever
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Why did the skeleton eat tacos?
Because he was hungry.
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
You just made a Mist-ake.
Q: What do women and KFC have in common?
A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
What do [you] call Tyler Brown?
A spaz.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.