Worst Jokes Ever
So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."
So I said, "Aquarius."
And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
What is your favorite color?
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
What do you call a tree?
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Your face.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!