Worst Jokes Ever
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Oh, you're jealous now.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
Are you peeling well?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.