Worst Jokes Ever
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Octopussy.
Why was Sally at the hospital after her parents left? Because they put her up for adoption.
Xd.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."