Worst Jokes Ever

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What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.

How did the orphan survive birth?

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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Poooooooooooooooooooooop!

This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"

The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.

For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.

Chode.

I hate rubber.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.

Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one too.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?

She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.

Joe Mama has a chode.

Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?

Because he is the only one.

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I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.