Worst Jokes Ever
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
We gotta work ahead, people!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Joe Mama!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
My entire existence.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock Bones.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
Can you fuck me, please?