Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma's so depressed, she shot herself in the head hoping she'd die.
You're a big Z!
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
I don't have time to write this joke.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Girls are whores.