Worst Jokes Ever
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
What if "balloon" was spelled "balooon?" Thatf
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
My car 🚘
I love jokes about buses.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
I did not.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.