Worst Jokes Ever
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
Cameron Boyce
What falls and never gets hurt? Rain ☔
Suck all the bread!
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
All of them.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.