Worst Jokes Ever
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Your mom gay.
I made a website for orphans, but it didn't have a home page.