Worst Jokes Ever
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from school?
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
Stephanie has a magic.
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.