Worst Jokes Ever
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
What can fly?
Bird.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Your family in a nutshell.
Happy new year! 🥳
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.