Worst Jokes Ever
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Who's the cutest president in the world?
Kim Jong Un, chh💕💕💕
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"
"MERCURY INSURANCE, come to our office in Mercury."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you after you put a load in it.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.