Worst Jokes Ever
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Cock.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Famous last words: I COULD EAT THIS IN ONE BITE!
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
I like this Russian girl, but she hasn't asked me to hang off a cliff while drinking vodka.