Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."

How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

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    • The twin towers are like water bottles.

    It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

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    • I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."