Worst Jokes Ever

I love playing games.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

Aren't I beary good?

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Cooper is the best to ever live.

Cooper is funny.

New.

Spppppp.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

What did Sally do when she got home?

Cry because she has no arms.

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

Where do keyboards go to have dinner?

The space bar!!!

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.