Worst Jokes Ever
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
I hate crying.
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
I love my dog, Sadie.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What is playing with you?
Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
What is the tallest building?
A library 📚
It has the most stories.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What is the difference between a tree?
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳?
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!