Worst Jokes Ever
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
Gay
Boy
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.