Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

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  • I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.

    A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!

    The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"

    What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?

    One does not crow when you put it in an oven.

    Why can’t you give an orphan homework?

    Because they don’t have a home to do it in.

    Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.

    Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).

    Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!

    Bully: Ew, no I don't!

    Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?