Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"

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  • My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.

    What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?

    Others: R.

    Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.

    A short person should never piss off a fat person taller than them. The fat person just has to lean slightly, and it's 9/11 all over again.

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  • What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

    Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

    When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.

    I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.

    Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!