Worst Jokes Ever
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
L: you
You: 😂
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
Stephen Hawking went bankrupt after he found out somebody in his house was costing him way too much money on electricity bills.
He just couldn’t figure out who.