Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between morbid humor and dark humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in one trash can, and morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
Quit making jokes about me.
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!