Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
Love you.
I love everyone.
I had a good day.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What has a dog?
People.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Have a good day tomorrow!
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.