Worst Jokes Ever
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
What do you call a tree?
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Your face.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
How hard can you throw them!
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What is a magic school?
A school that can fly.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What do you call a person who cares for chickens?
A chicken tender.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.