Worst Jokes Ever
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
I'm a recovering cake addict.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Cock.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because they can't drink Bloody Marys because they are vampires.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!