Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What runs but never stops?
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Why are you gay?
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.