Worst Jokes Ever
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
My teacher is a rapist.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Friend: What goes up but not down?
You: Your age.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.