Worst Jokes Ever
Your reflection.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Ttt.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
How do you communicate to the dead?
Jump up and down on the ground and speak in Morse code!
Do you have a halo?
'Cause I can give it to you.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
Hi.
Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.
One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.
So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.