Worst Jokes Ever
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Ert.
Your mom gay, lol.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Life's too short to want it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Big penis.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Woman can't drive.