Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Redmi
I did a walk.
Hi, I did not get your walk.
What is a good time?
Hi 👋 I have some good
Angel is a good word.
Games are fun.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.