Worst Jokes Ever
I love you and I love you too. I love ❤️.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Be nice.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
Why is drinking soda so sad?
It's soda-pressing.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
You smell like tap water and cornflakes.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.