Worst Jokes Ever
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...
You're really sexy 😉
I miss understood that, Miss Understood.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Slob on my knob.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.