Worst Jokes Ever
Jokes are rather funny.
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
You're gay.
If you read this.
I had a good time with friends!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What is the difference between a human and walk home from school and walk home?
Should be good night and walk walk home.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?