Worst Jokes Ever
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
Super Mario.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Rocks rock and crack!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Bomb goes Uno.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
So a man walks into the bar. The bartender looks to him and says, "You look like you're having a rough day, tell me about it?"
The man then stood up and became Mario!