Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Deeeeeertt.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
My love life.
He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"